REVEALED! HOW TO MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH GOOGLE SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG TO GET MORE TRAFFIC!!

Some might not know this but I am actually very techie! So here is my Techie analogy!

Oh by the way this  is not based on anyone in particular but lets just say you want to create the perfect storm. You have  a highly popular blog and want to make it more popular. What do you do? Well possibly create the perfect storm how do you do it?


Try this steps:

  1. Act like they are going to shut down your blog and tweet about it, as much as possible get a friend involved. Then ACT like you are really panicked 
  1. Go to your blogger settings and then click on delete your blog. But before you do so, make sure you DOWNLOAD THE BLOG into an XML FILE!
  1. Shut down the blog and receive this message! This blog has been removed and is no longer available for new blogs! Every one panics! FANS start calling each other! Daily papers write about your shut down vanguard Thisday! Law blogs talk about your fall thanks to someone who brought you down.
  1. The web goes wild! Even those who have never heard of you now know thy name! So what do you do? Simple send out a tweet that reads! "I am working on this please be patient!" Even better create a new blog with a new domain.
  1. Finally after a day or two restore your blog, using your xml file download and watch every one celebrate your return. Plus watch as they advice you not to PLAGIARIZE OR YOU WILL BE SHUT DOWN AGAIN!
  1. FINALLY, watch your traffic soar like mad! Perfect! Win!

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