WANT TO MARRY A RICH MAN? WELL CHECK OUT JP MORGAN CEO'S RESPONSE TO A PRETTY GIRL'S QUESTION ON HOW TO MARRY A RICH MAN!

Some girl had to ask how to indeed marry a rich CEO, wanting to know where they hang out and how to get with them well guess what?? she got her answer and it was not pretty!



A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husbandA young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2)
Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend?

(my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.

It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. signed, J.P. Morgan CEO

Comments

jennifer kline said…
This is the same reason I give for why I am happy to be the class clown not best looking...fasr forward 15 years your not as pretty but I'm only getting funnier!
sherif said…
wow, I love he's reply to the lady.
dr. richard said…
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Johnson said…
WOW what a wonderful reply hahahaha so so true
ninik4fj@yahoo.com said…
That is a good answer. It is better to work hard and get rich to enhance your beauty, than dating a rich guy who will get down on you and give you peanut. You can't expect him to trade his hard earn money for beauty, mind you men don't look out for physical beauty but inner beauty.
bash babatunde said…
This will serve as a lesson for those who are in dire need of marrying a rich guy
admin said…
yes she got a nice response serves her right
admin said…
Yep physically beauty fades just take a look at the super models in the 90s. How do they look today?
admin said…
Yes create your own wealth and the rest would follow. That is what I do
admin said…
exactly good point. Even the rich guys expect you to earn yours. It is better to earn a little your way, they want to know what do you bring to the table! thanks for stopping by
admin said…
it sure is Johnson, she will never forget it
uche said…
She sounds like the last chick l dumped before I married my wife; shallow and vain. She should be asking what those average and boring looking girls have that she's lacking. Guys date chicks and marry wives.
admin said…
exactly Uche, every one can say they are models but what do you bring to the table? Why should a rich spouse to be marry you? Why because you are some model big deal!
Don M. said…
Damn i love J.P Morgan. Now i have an unmistaken certainty about depreciation assets!
admin said…
Hahaha I know right same here
Captain brigsunkastro said…
Wao wat a fantastic reply u got there mr morgan i lik dis atlist is a very big leson 2 ul d gals who nid a rich guy beta go 4 altanativ 4gone,is a powaful economics terms
admin said…
Exactly captain hope girls are reading this
kailor said…
Yeah all girls re reading it & a few of us feel the same way too, a wise girl shuld be able to stick wt a man dat is just starting out foresee the potentials & grow rich with him..I'm married to a gold mine, tho we re still mining, we OWN the mine..get wise girlfrnds there re no rich fools anymore..
Ijiga Emmanuel said…
Dats a good reply from the CEO. Girls no longer have shame within them. she is just a desperate lady dat wants to reap where she didn't sow. I advice her to hang onto God to help her with her right man.
Naidu said…
Most of the girls think that, Man will fall for their beauty and for their sexiness. But the actual thing is Man little bit week when come to sexy girls but Man not a very week until the women take advantage. We talking about high profile guys.
Daniel Ngarambe said…
Wow, I like the "exponential depreciation" line. I hope this serves as a lesson to the ladies out there who do nothing but just brag about their beauty.
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Fabor Grace said…
it is better you don't marry a man cos he is rich cos one day u will surely get tired of his money. Marry a guy cos you love him 2 death and u'll find wealth, happiness, joy, and a lasting marriage. Love is a beautiful thing, it makes u happy always. Pls girl change ur mind set
dawn allison said…
what an arrogant ass, how did beauty get into this, many a man with money has married a women who is ugly, so looks has nothing to do with it, i make good money but am far from being rich, i work hard for my money, i can cook, clean, garden, decorate, spend frugaly, love my family and care deeply for those i care about, i would like to have a man who makes good money, so i can take vacations, buy clothes when i want, help my own children out and stay at home since i have worked most of my life, this idiot doesn't get it sometimes it's nice to have someone take care of them, but i guess he figures he can hire a maid or gardener,typical narcissitic self centered dolf, not all of us are about beauty, beauty if from within, maybe he should practice that philosophy
genesis brown said…
my demands are not high and most importantly loving and caring is my key point in marry
Beverly said…
He still didn't answer the question: What qualities must one have to marry the rich? He's ultimately going to marry someone, so what type of woman would that be? (unless he's gay)
some one to have as friend
meema said…
tht ws ablust i kip readg it bt thts bad to compare money wth beauty wea beauty fades tht means she jst wants money she dasnt hve lve o care at all tht she needs s money du expect aguy to gve u al tht u want wen u dnt hve lve 4 hm u jst want hs money
meema said…
babe so sorry tht u dnt hve u lve u jst want sme one who earns 500k wt if u dnt get tht pasn u wl die o u wl never eni 1 u had better cme to yo senses pretty
anon said…
*sigh* the standard of living is getting higher. Not only girls are required to be pretty, but also wives materials.
What a lie, where got guys that sees inner beauty first before physical beauty.
When selecting potential candidates to marry, they always look at their girls physical appearance first before getting to know them right. If the girls are not up to their standard, will they consider these girls as their potential lover? No.
Not bad off said…
You know. I'm not stupid. I'm fairly well set up. I'm also pretty. I am a Good girl. Men date me for my money but marry the bad girls. I have personality. Tell me Mr Morgan, where is my rich man equal? She has a point. It's geographies. You need to go where the rich men are.
Gina Ware said…
What a nice response - I keep looking for somebody to spend my life with as well esepcially after the loss of a loved one the past few days, brings lonleyness home. Im 35 this year - my dad was black belt as well (when he was younger) I got to yellow belt and my health gave out and I had stop. Im not american Im British I live in England. I never really had anybody say they wanted to marry me or ask me to marry them though I have had men set the wedding date first and then tell me and my family after!! I keep looking. no mr. right would arrange the date without asking first its unheard of as soon as it happens I ditch the guy for doing it. Im 5 ft 2 and 35 years old this year.

My email is ware.georgina@gmail.com I have a big family, very close.

Take care, Gina xx
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will you need to put the bucket in it?
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